The other day my wife got really mad and said, "You know what you did? You filled the dishwasher with dishes, you put the soap in and you didn't turn it on." And I'm like "Oh Shit! What are we going go do now?!" But here's the part that blows my mind. She asks me why I didn't turn it on, like I have a fuckin reason for not turning it on. Can't I just be stupid? Can't I just be a fuckin idiot? I can live with that, I'm cool with that.
But no, she says why did you do it which means I
decided not to do it. Do you know how much more of an ass hole that makes me? That means I filled the dishwasher and went, "You know what? Fuck her. I ain't turnin it on. She can suck my dick if she thinks I'm pushing that button."
