Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Bitch Is That Plum and Red?



“Ladies, I’m telling you: “You gotta be the shit to you!” Stop waiting on a nigga to verify whether you the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit, then you the motherfucking shit. We tired of y’all getting with us and blaming us for shit we ain’t even in control of. You done got with a nigga and now you talking about: “You fucked up my self-esteem.” Bitch, it’s called self-esteem. It’s the esteem of your motherfucking self, bitch. How the fuck can I mess up how you feel about you, simple bitch. I’m just saying ladies, stop tripping on shit that don’t even motherfucking matter.  Never in the history of niggadom has a nigga been getting ready to have sex with a woman and changed his mind because her fingernails and toenails didn’t match. Not never. Not never! Never has a nigga been putting on a condom and said: “Bitch, is that plum and red? I can’t even do it, bitch. I’m outta here."

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