The Bat Cave

"The female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. Very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find your way back after you leave."

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry's Doctor is the Best

"Every time someone recommends a doctor to you its always the best. It's always like, "Oh is he good? Oh he's the best. Guy is the best." They can't all be the best. There can't be this many bests. Someone is graduating at the bottom of these classes. Where are these doctors? Is somewhere someone saying to a friend, "Hey, you should see my doctor. He's the worst. Oh yeah, he's the absolute worst there is. Whatever you got, it'll be worse after you see him. He's just a butcher, the man's a butcher." And then there's always that make sure you tell him that you know me. Why? What's the difference? He's a doctor? What is it like, " Oh you know Bob? Oh, okay I'll give you the real medicine."