DAVE CHAPPELLE
"I smoke weed exclusively with white people. Calm down motha fuckas you win by default. You got good weed conversation, All white people talk abut when they get high is...other times that they got high. I could listen to that shit all night. "Dude remember at Franks last week, I was fuckin' SMASHED man." And they catalogue what they drink. "I had 2 shots of Jaeger, Tequila, four bong hits man, beer, cheeseburger" That shit is great.
The only bad part is you cannot pass out around white people. Every time white dudes pass out around each other, they always do some borderline gay shit when the guy;s asleep. "Frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass and put shaving cream on his balls."
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