When I introduced the Quote of the Day portion of the website, it was inspired by Gary Coleman, after I heard it on the Howard Stern Show. After sleeping on it, I realized that I fucked up and should have opened with Sherri Sheperd explaining she doesn't know whether the moon is round or flat on The View. So, Im just going with back-to-back Quote of the Day's, it's not like anybody reads this shit anyway. Plus, it's not like I have to adhere to some bizarre Quote of the Day posting policy.
Yes this actually happened. Barbara Walters is fuckin genius here. In the sweetest, most condescending manner she explains to this moron that it is, in fact, possible to think about feeding her child AND whether the moon is flat or not. Stern fan by the way.
Whoopi: "Is the world flat?"
Sherri: "Is the world flat?" (repeating, audience laughs at absurdity of the question)
Whoopi: "Yes."
Sherri: "I don't know?"
Whoopi: "What do you think?" (perfect Whoopi, set her up, let her talk)
Sherri: "I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the World flat? I never thought about it.
Barbara Walters: "You never though about whether the world was round or flat?
Sherri: "I'll tell you what I have though about; How I;m going to feed my child."
Barbara: "Well, you can do both."
Sherri: "Is the world flat?" (repeating, audience laughs at absurdity of the question)
Whoopi: "Yes."
Sherri: "I don't know?"
Whoopi: "What do you think?" (perfect Whoopi, set her up, let her talk)
Sherri: "I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the World flat? I never thought about it.
Barbara Walters: "You never though about whether the world was round or flat?
Sherri: "I'll tell you what I have though about; How I;m going to feed my child."
Barbara: "Well, you can do both."
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