"There's gonna be no dignity left in old people by the time my generation gets old. Old people now are so sweet and nice. Like I can't swear around my grandma, even if I'm like 'Oh, that sucks.' My mom will be like, "Shhhh, don't say that, not around grandma. That's not what we say around grandma, you know that." I swear all the time. Thats how I'm gonna be when I'm old. My grandson's gonna be like...
"Hey grandpa, where goin' to the zoo, you wanna go to the zoo?"
"What the zoo? Fuck that. I'm not going to the fuckin' zoo. What are you gay?"
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