Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Let Me Make This Clear


I can respect people going out and trying to make a living entertaining others. I know that what may be funny and genius to some is unbearable and idiotic to others. I can respect that. But don't think for a fucking second I will give in to the public perception that this man is funny.
I must admit that when the idea of making my first post about how Andy Samberg makes me want to claw my eyes out with a rusty flathead screwdriver, I have never watched one of his music videos in its entirety. So, I figured I do some research and maybe I would be proven wrong . Maybe I was judging a little too quickly. Maybe I was the only one missing out on the joke. Maybe I dont like jews.
So I took time out of my busy schedule of scraping my pipe, playing xbox360, and beating off to latest latina teen gag video on youjizz to watch some of the guy's work. Upon further review, I have come to a few conclusions.... I could only watch one video: "Like A Boss." I actually watched it twice just be sure that I didn't miss the punchline that sends this jerk-off into the Steve Martin and Richard Pryor stratosphere of comedy genius. That punchline never came. Meeting a fish and then fucking it. Fucking brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
The only joy I got from this video is when he puts the gun in his mouth. I just wish the prop guy put live ammo in the clip and Samberg didn't "pussy out."

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