Even On Life Support, Elin is Fuckable

She could be on life support, I'd fuck her.  What do you think of that Robin?  Put a pair of shoes on her.  We're talkin' love here.  Don't you want a man who would have sex with you on life support?  I wouldn't pull the plug.  I'd be like, "Elin, I'm home."  "Uhh your wife is in terrible shape, we've had her on life support." I'd be like, "That's ok.  I'm not going to stop fuckin' her cause she's on a feeding tube, in fact that's hot." 

I wouldn't pull the plug on Elin.  I would just let her lay there and I would enjoy my life with her.  I would take her to award shows.  "Honey, blink if I'm turning you on, something, a sign."  If I was married to Elin, I'd tattoo her face,  This guy Tiger Woods, he's a schlub.  He wouldn't have even gotten Elin if he wasn't a golfer.  He should worship her, but no, he;s busy with these other bimbos.  

If I was married to Elin, I told you, I would have sex with her on life support.  Every day nurses would have to come in and scrape Elin;s face clean.  "My God, what happened to Elin's face?  Overnight, she developed a white crust over her face?  You didn't have sex with your comatose wife did you?"  I'd be like, "Absolutely not."