Over the years, a fellow blogger older brother collected every energy drink imaginable and constructed a wall of the empty cans in his bedroom. It's basically your run-of-the-mill energy drink bedroom wall display. . . until you realize, and everybody does, that there's no Red Bull. You'll immediately think, "Oh no, (chuckle) silly me I must have missed it, you can't have an energy drink collection without Red Bull, energy drinks would not exist without Red Bull." And you'll immediately be wrong because the artist behind this colossal waste of time, will not put a up a fuckin' can of Red Bull. Blatantly disregards Red Bull even exists. Refuses. I guess he's too against 'the man'. He's too hardcore for that mainstream bullshit. He's got Emily the Strange: Strange Brew and Mountain Dew Halo Fuel (both real) but Red Bull can shit in a hat, for all he cares.
Guy's got 50o fuckin' cans of energy drink and not one Red Bull. I defy you to look at it this wall without getting angry. But this brings me to the point; you can't have an energy drink collection and not include Red Bull just like you can't have a comedy blog and not include demotivational posters. F Jackie.
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