On The Oprah Show, a company in Scotland took hundreds of hours of Roger Ebert's past movie commentaries to allow him to speak in his own voice through a computer. Howard wished that he was able to hack into Roger's voice computer and create Roger's first word's to Oprah. Here's his take on what could have happened, Oprah - "Roger, you're about to speak your first words in your own voice. What is it that you have to say to my audience?"
Roger takes out the keyboard. The whole world is anticipating wonderful things, something like, "Thank you Oprah for this wonderful opportunity." And Roger responds...
1. Oprah, you're a fat ass.
2. Oprah, I want your pussy.
3. Oprah, close your legs your vagina smells.
4. PU Oprah.
5. Oprah, what happened your ass is the size of an elephant?
6. Oprah, eat another steak you elephant.
7. Oprah if you want to lose weight your should have your jaw removed like me.
8. Oprah, no way Stedmond fucks you.
9. I bet Gail eats your pussy.
10. Oprah, you have a gunt,
11. I like piss videos Oprah
12. I like when men hold women down and force themselves upon them.
13. I like the fact that there are piss videos from Germany allowed into this country.
14. I'd like to piss on you Oprah.
15. Have you ever seen Schindler's Piss?
16. Suck my computerized cock Oprah.
17. Robin's ass hole can self lubricate, can yours?
18. Oprah, do you have thin or fat labias?
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